Corporate Legends

Nothing, if mom and daddy payed for your BAC exam to some retarded professors. Even if your uncle, father, mother, will recommend you in a company eventually your tremendous IQ and fantastic personality will prevail... Nothing, if you passed the exam, but you believe that you deserve to be treated as Steve Jobs in Apple, because you were for 18 years mama’s prince. Nothing, if you are convinced that you discover the H2O formula and all other 5 billions earth inhabitants are here just to glorify you. Almost nothing if your email address contains one of the following strings: “gigolo”, “xxxlover”, “kitty shity”, “ass pussy” or other stupid email addresses.From where you get this strange email addresses anyway? Is there a special club, or a trend in high school these days,  gathering all students with IQ<50 and giving them stupid email addresses? Absolutely nothing if you come to the interview dressed like Marilyn Manson and smelling like Indiana Jo...

1.       Don’t be a dictator, the last one was shot by us! 2.       Don’t spy us! Not every Romanian is a thief and we still have traumas after 50 years of Communist Secret Service abuse. 3.       Don’t bullshit us with promises!We already have 50 years of communist bullshit experience continuing with our politicians bullshit culture today. 4.       Don’t assume we have a bad memory, we never forget, we never forgive! 5.       Don’t define an impossible bonus system; make sure is realistic! You are a smart professional which should understand that we are Romanians, not Supermen. 6.       Do not recruit or promote stupid managers to lead us, most of us are very smart and we observe immediately. If they are stupid, you are stupid. 7.       Don’t assume we are Chinese/French/German/Americans etc. W...