Corporate Legends

         Your entire mailbox, customers, suppliers, colleagues, will receive an email from you displaying a porn scene. Between you and a funny animal, usually a Guiney Pig. Your entire mailbox, customers, suppliers, colleagues, will receive an email where are described all the spicy secrets between you and all the fat ladies touched by your blessing in the company. Picture and movies attached. All servers could be erased. Because somebody just urinated in them.10 litters, smelling like watermelon. Your car will receive tuning treatment. Mirrors and wheels will be missing and your name followed by fuck, suck, asshole will be deeply scratched in the paint. Your laptop will have on the keyboard a sculpture. A stinky pyramid. You will also get fired if he was a key player and you just stopped the business. She/he will kick your ass. If she/he was an informal leader, maybe all the team will kick your ass.And add it to  YouTube . Therefore, end the work relations with ele

1.        Banat- Join the “Hora Banateana”! a.        We love to work, but only from Monday to Thursday. b.       Our weekend has 3 days. Friday we prepare for “Hora Banateana”.Saturday we dance “Hora Banateana” round 1, about 12 hours. Sunday we dance “Hora Banateana” round 2, 24 hours. Hora Banateana is a dance in Banat with the same rhythm and sound, similar lyrics, with duration from 6-36 hours. c.        We work only if our boss is not from Bucharest/Oltenia. d.       We don’t need procedures and systems, we know better! e.       If you remember that we are Fruncea(Forehead) and we are the best, we will work perfectly.   2.        Bucharest and Oltenia – Only Managers! a.        We are all managers!  Everybody wants us to be their managers. b.       We create teams which must and will obey us. c.        Even if we know that all others are retards, we accept them, if the obey. d.       We scream and we humiliate our teams, but this is just to m