Doing Business in Romania, Understand Romanians by Region

1.       Banat-Join the “Hora Banateana”!

a.       We love to work, but only from Monday to Thursday.

b.      Our weekend has 3 days. Friday we prepare for “Hora Banateana”.Saturday we dance “Hora Banateana” round 1, about 12 hours. Sunday we dance “Hora Banateana” round 2, 24 hours. Hora Banateana is a dance in Banat with the same rhythm and sound, similar lyrics, with duration from 6-36 hours.

c.       We work only if our boss is not from Bucharest/Oltenia.

d.      We don’t need procedures and systems, we know better!

e.      If you remember that we are Fruncea(Forehead) and we are the best, we will work perfectly.

 

2.       Bucharest and Oltenia – Only Managers!

a.      We are all managers!  Everybody wants us to be their managers.

b.      We create teams which must and will obey us.

c.       Even if we know that all others are retards, we accept them, if the obey.

d.      We scream and we humiliate our teams, but this is just to make them stronger.

e.      We are the center of the world and everybody loves us in Romania.

f.        Bucharest is the best place for us because we hate green space, cyclists.

g.       Our garbage container is too far so we throw everything from the window.

h.      We love to drive our SUVs or ATVs in the parks, on grass, during your picnic time.

 

3.       Moldova- Motivated by Vodka!

a.       If we are not drunk we are pretty hard working guys.

b.      80% of the time we are drunk.

c.       Some of us really made love with old ladies and goats, but only when drunk and only in front of TV cameras.

d.      We need money for lottery tickets and vodka

e.      The others which are not winning the lottery or not having goats or old ladies around are moving to Bucharest. In Bucharest we work more because vodka is more expensive.

 

4.       Muntenia- Romanian pride!

a.       We work better with Romanian Managers, the only good managers in the world.

b.      All other countries are having an IQ bellow the IQ of Romanians.

c.       We need to have the biggest salaries in EU. If you want the best, pay the best!

d.      For a good(very good) fee, we are willing to coach German, Italians, or French employees

e.      Romania should be a part of G8. Russia should be out of G8. Who is China?

 

5.       Transylvania ( minus the strange speaking land “Tinutul Secuiesc”)-Not Fast and not Furious...

a.       During the night shift we transform to vampires, but don’t even think to increase our productivity targets.

b.      We are disciplined and hard working. Our speed is legendary.

c.       We love to work, if there are not Hungarians around.

d.      There are no Hungarians in Romania.

e.      Hungary is a neighborhood of Cluj.

 

6.       Transylvania ( only the small strange speaking region aka “Tinutul Secuiesc” )- Language, the final frontier! These are the voyages of Star Politician Viktor Orban.

a.       Move your business here only if you speak our language (Secuian comes from ancient Sumerian combined with Aztequien, based on Atlántidian grammar).

b.      Only one of us speaks English, but he is very ill now.

c.       0, 01% of us understand Romanian, the old ones.

d.      10% of us understand Hungarian, but we don’t know them.

e.      Viktor Orban is saying that we are 10 million people. He is the king of Hungary, he knows better.

f.        Our politicians are saying that we are 700000 people.

g.       Romanians are saying that we are 0 people here.

h.      We know we are 200000 people.

i.         Each one of us cuts daily 10000 trees, but we are ECO friendly. We have green on our flag.

j.        We should have a King (maybe Organ) to protect us from Romanian Hordes, Turkish Invaders, Orcs, Dragons and other imminent threats highlighted by our politicians.