What can happen if you fire incorrectly an employee?


        
  • Your entire mailbox, customers, suppliers, colleagues, will receive an email from you displaying a porn scene. Between you and a funny animal, usually a Guiney Pig.
  • Your entire mailbox, customers, suppliers, colleagues, will receive an email where are described all the spicy secrets between you and all the fat ladies touched by your blessing in the company. Picture and movies attached.
  • All servers could be erased. Because somebody just urinated in them.10 litters, smelling like watermelon.
  • Your car will receive tuning treatment. Mirrors and wheels will be missing and your name followed by fuck, suck, asshole will be deeply scratched in the paint.
  • Your laptop will have on the keyboard a sculpture. A stinky pyramid.
  • You will also get fired if he was a key player and you just stopped the business.
  • She/he will kick your ass.
  • If she/he was an informal leader, maybe all the team will kick your ass.And add it to YouTube.
Therefore, end the work relations with elegance and respect, 
because you might also get fired someday.


By Miz

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