Incredible mail to a Russian manager (inspired from reality)

Dear SirGay

I want to thank you for your fat back and for helping ass.
Being here suck a long time with hole of ass, you helped ass improving ourselves.
We, hole, are now a much better team thanks to your perfect help, based on your feet back.
We are your team, you created ass. We crow sow match thanks to you and we deed this in suck a shot time.
I thing that you are are sow proud and hippy wit ass now.
We hope to here eachother more oven, or even bather, to meat sometimes.
Please , when you return to Russia, promise that you will not forget ass.
Regards from hole of ass, a hope to talk to you sun,

Ass, Hole, your Team

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  1. Unknown5 noiembrie 2013 la 08:20

    hello gays
    super..
    reality is cruel.. and this doent look to be so rusian.. look to be romanian :)..

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