What are the 10 things that a multinational company can offer to a Romanian 12th grade student after ”BAC”?



  1. Nothing, if mom and daddy payed for your BAC exam to some retarded professors. Even if your uncle, father, mother, will recommend you in a company eventually your tremendous IQ and fantastic personality will prevail...
  1. Nothing, if you passed the exam, but you believe that you deserve to be treated as Steve Jobs in Apple, because you were for 18 years mama’s prince.
  1. Nothing, if you are convinced that you discover the H2O formula and all other 5 billions earth inhabitants are here just to glorify you.
  1. Almost nothing if your email address contains one of the following strings: “gigolo”, “xxxlover”, “kitty shity”, “ass pussy” or other stupid email addresses.From where you get this strange email addresses anyway? Is there a special club, or a trend in high school these days,  gathering all students with IQ<50 and giving them stupid email addresses?
  1. Absolutely nothing if you come to the interview dressed like Marilyn Manson and smelling like Indiana Jones after 2 weeks in the desert without water and soap.
  1. Absolutely nothing if you come to the interview dressed as an EMO. We have enough hyper-sensitives in the companies, but at least they don’t listen Tokyo Hotel at work...
  1. A decent job if you failed the exam but you can read this message and your IQ helps you.
  1. A good job if you learned, sacrificed your time and succeed, while others were listening Tokyo Hotel or Guta, complaining that their life is brutal, nobody cares, nobody understands and bla bla bla.
  1. An excellent job if you were smart enough to go for technical sciences.Hopefully you will start also a technical university, working part time in a multinational company
  1. A fantastic future if you are an Olympic and you are really passionate about what you are doing or learning, striving for innovation and breakthrough technologies or business concepts. Our respect and recognition!
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